illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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legendxofxzach:

"I’m straight…"

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"…But I’ve wanted to experiment before…"

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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tattoooedhearts:

before listening to beyoncé

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after listening to beyoncé

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