spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via hate)

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious, via hate)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via ne0nmagic)

17yr:

image

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

(via carelessly)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: xehyun, via zackisontumblr)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via zackisontumblr)